Marge left town for several months. And, she's back. Then, as a creature of habit who enjoys her own habitat, Marge did the rounds to see what had gone on around town during her absence.
While visiting colleagues at Oakland’s 5th Avenue Marina, Marge heard "live-aboards" – the hearty folks who live on sailboats - refer to mallard drakes as “rapists”. Now, before tut-tutting that a bunch of know-nothing-no-money-no-social-power folks who can’t –or won’t - pay rent or mortgage for a “real” place are trivializing a serious crime, let Marge explain.
While visiting colleagues at Oakland’s 5th Avenue Marina, Marge heard "live-aboards" – the hearty folks who live on sailboats - refer to mallard drakes as “rapists”. Now, before tut-tutting that a bunch of know-nothing-no-money-no-social-power folks who can’t –or won’t - pay rent or mortgage for a “real” place are trivializing a serious crime, let Marge explain.
Like
all hierarchical systems, duck communities have a pecking order with -
no surprise – males in the top spots. Even to a non-avian observer,
mallard drakes appear to take their top-spot privileges seriously - and
insist on underlings taking it even more seriously than they do. So, for
example, females and young males must walk or paddle one-drake-length
behind the big duck tail; an underling must submit absolutely to
harassment dished out by higher ups. Underlings flouting the hierarchy
are terrorized back into line, either by a single male acting alone…or
by a gang of males acting with one mind -- the mafia equivalent of the Anas platyrhynchos [wild duck] realm.
Enforcing
mallard privilege is particularly important during the spring when
drakes are burdened with the responsibility of perpetuating their kind.
Any female, including one already nesting or caring for young, is up for
grabs. Being airborne is no guarantee of safety since it is not
uncommon for four or five drakes to accost hens in aerial maneuvers that
give new meaning to “sky jacking”.
Marge has witnessed the mallard mafia attempt aerial copulation but, so far, she has not seen even the most robust coalition of this willing succeed at aerial invasion. Anyway, males don’t need acrobatic skill for females in flight eventually tire. Upon landing, the female is forced into a cluster-fuck of feather-flying brutality…with loud quacks of male delight encouraging other males to join in, too.
Marge has witnessed the mallard mafia attempt aerial copulation but, so far, she has not seen even the most robust coalition of this willing succeed at aerial invasion. Anyway, males don’t need acrobatic skill for females in flight eventually tire. Upon landing, the female is forced into a cluster-fuck of feather-flying brutality…with loud quacks of male delight encouraging other males to join in, too.
Afterwards,
the female staggers momentarily then fluffs her feathers, holds her
beaks high…and re-joins the flock – as if nothing untoward just
happened.
Marge was outraged when first introduced to mallard duck lore and facts on the ground. Why do females not fight back, protest, do something about their mistreatment?
It didn't take long for Marge to see that she was merely flailing at the surface of deep, dark life and times.
Picture
this: a mallard female sits on a clutch of eight eggs – and Marge means sit:
a mallard hen is a good girl who follows duck directive and takes seriously the
job of nurturing the next generation. She never complains, neither of
injustice and unfairness nor of having no mate to relieve her vigil. She
frets every time she leaves the nest for food and water as it means
leaving her precious eggs exposed to predators … rats… gulls… night
herons… falcons…even snakes – the possibilities for mayhem make her
feathers flutter.
The
one good thing about sitting on a clutch is that she’s out of the
males’ firing line – if they can’t see her they can’t pick on her….
After
a 30-day gestation, all eight eggs hatch. She’s as proud as any new
mother. Her progeny are special… beautiful…and talented: they take to
the water almost immediately… although they cannot fly for another 60
days. She can’t wait to show them off to the duck community….
She
waddles down the dock with eight squeakers following. Suddenly, the
gulls overhead spot the possibilities…and dive in for a tasty morsel.
The alert mother quacks a warning and the eight apples-of-her-eye scurry
under her wings in time to avert a tragedy. Then a mallard drake spots
her…. Despite her squawks warning him of the dangers to the gene pool he
forces her to copulate; the little ones run around squeaking, crying,
and looking for safety.
The ruckus alerts other ducks and drakes and they crowd around and comment…or get in on the attack.
The gulls see an advantage and swoop down….
When
the gangbang is over, the mother staggers and gathers her squawking
young from around the dock and in the water; some are missing. She finds
five – and is relieved that the survivors, while clearly rattled, are
alive.
Repeat this scenario several times a day for three days.
Then,
find the mother protecting one duckling. But one is better than none
and, despite ongoing harassment, it’s easier to protect just one. If the
lone survivor seems disoriented by the trials and tribulations of his
life so far, he is alive and … alright. A mother can’t ask for more than
that…can she?
As
a non-feathered female brought up on bits and pieces of feminism
(particularly the egosyntonic bits) Marge is... outraged ... upset... hurt ... that female mallards
must live in an environment that offers no recourse to courts, legal
system, or sisters'/feathered friends’ support.
Doesn't it do something to a person when confronted with such injustice?
For example, Marge saw hens seek protection from drakes by inserting themselves between the legs of empathetic 5th Avenue Marina live-aboards. These humane humans responded by kicking away the aggressive drakes.
For example, Marge saw hens seek protection from drakes by inserting themselves between the legs of empathetic 5th Avenue Marina live-aboards. These humane humans responded by kicking away the aggressive drakes.
Truthfully,
Marge was horrified - and puzzled - at the pleasure she took from this view of
payback. It was egodystonic and that made Marge very ...uncomfortable ... but she was also... elated.
All this … primitive behavior… violence… lack of justice… enrages Marge - even more so because of her conflicted feelings about it all.
If
lower order ducks refuse to see the value of “the other” within their
own genus, how, oh how, can we expect higher order people to treat one
another any better?
How will the planet and its people, creatures, and plants survive?
Oh, dear, oh dear, oh dear.